Bravery and stupidity are often times one in the same. In my experience, at least.
[cursor blinks over and over]
Where the f*ck do I start?
[cursor mocks me: “You can’t do this. It’s a huge undertaking and you don’t know how to follow through.”]
Woah. That’s a low blow. The cursor is starting to sound a whole lot like the voice in my head.
[voice in my head mocks me: “Look at yourself. You’re a disgrace. You just started this thing with one of the biggest clichés on the face of the f*cking planet.]
Woah. The VIMH [did I just make that abbreviation up?]—VIMH© [better play it safe]—has a sailor’s mouth too.
And, by the way, VIMH©, I don’t think that is the BIGGEST cliché on the planet.
For instance, I didn’t start with Webster’s definition of bravery (noun: brav·ery \ˈbrāv-rē, ˈbrā-və-\ the quality that allows someone to do things that are dangerous or frightening) OR the definition of stupidity (noun: stu·pid·i·ty \stu̇-ˈpi-də-tē, styu̇-\ the state of being foolish or unintelligent; a stupid idea or action).
I didn’t use that opportunity to then link those two words by pointing out that doing dangerous, frightening things (bravery) is usually foolish and often unintelligent (stupid).
I also didn’t start with one of the 819 quotes you can find when you Google “quotes about bravery,” which, I also, definitely, 100%, did not do.
Quotes such as:
“Success is not final; failure not fatal. It is the courage to continue that makes the
“What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?” [Picasso]
“Show me how big your brave is.” [Bareilles]
“I wanna see you be brave.” [Bareilles]
“You are confined only by the walls you build yourself.” [Unless you’re Mexican. Then, you are confined by the wall paid for by your country designed by a bigot to keep your rapists out of #Murica.]
“You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” [Columbus]
That last quote strikes a chord. Like a C major chord. Very #basic and mediocre but usually decent place to start.
However, that last quote [from the man who discovered our continent and proceeded to rape and pillage the poor unsuspecting locals] DOES have a few things a C major lacks:
The ocean is pretty huge. There are sharks that want to eat you and Moby Dicks that want to crush you and huge sea monsters with tentacle-y things and OMFG have you ever SEEN pictures of the things that live in the DARK DOWN THERE?
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my.
No, but really, it’s like this: It was pretty effing stupid of us to venture out across this vast amount of water without having a clue what was underneath or what was on the horizon and having a pretty good feeling that you were just going to fall off if you went far enough.
But by the time the boat is built and the crew is selected and the rations are packed, there ain’t no going back. You better believe the Spanish monarchy isn’t going to let you leave them at the altar, even if you’re Julia f*cking Roberts. And that’s a pretty big commitment to something pretty f*cking stupid.
But, hey—like Picasso said up there (^), what would life be? We would be pretty crowded over in Europe and we wouldn’t have the Bahamas. And, like Churchill said up there (^), why not give it a shot? We gave Columbus his own holiday and he never even got to Japan like he was fucking supposed to in the first place.
In fact, it should be an inspiration to all of us f*ck-ups in the world that that asshole didn’t even do his job right and they still threw him a party. AND he never admitted that he effed up! Swore they were Indians ‘til the day he died. Talk about commitment.
But why do I find this quote so specifically appropriate right now?
Well, because I’m about to do something pretty f*cking stupid. Again.